Getting Nasty in Computer Repair.
There is nothing like a frantic phone call “I have porn all over my three computers, get it off NOW!”
I arrived at the house at 9:30 am. At the door was a nice lady, probably in her mid 40’s. She greeted me with the usual charm any computer repair guy receives: “I’m glad you could come so quickly. You need to fix these computers before my husband gets home.”
The first computer was in the living room. The computer looked out to the front yard. Hey, this is Florida, you could see the heat rising from the driveway. My set up is always the same: Give the customer papers to fill out. Ask them to get me a cup of coffee. Manually go thru the computer to see which virus was present and where it resides. Yeah, sometimes it is that easy.
She came back in the room with my coffee, and the papers filled out. I said thank you and started to give her the initial assessment. That’s when I noticed her. Not that I didn’t see her before. But here she was 2 feet in front of my face. And her blouse was discretely without buttons buttoned where they should be. That should have been a red flag. But like I said, this is Florida, and it is hot. And, well, computer guys aren’t too quick on this stuff.
As I started the scanning programs, I sipped on the coffee and started to answer the usual questions. “Where did I get a virus?” “Why didn’t my anti-virus program catch it?” “How long does this take?” and my favourite question “Was it something that I did?”
I have a lot of fun with those questions. Sure, I could answer with certainty, if I was to do forensics … pulling out all the temporary files and history. Instead, I usually just say things like “You need to stop clicking everywhere on anything, especially if you don’t know or trust the web site or the email.”
Since the first program I run takes a good 20 minutes, I asked to see the other computers. She took me upstairs to her son’s computer. Turning it on was a shock, even for me. It was loaded with so much porn that I was sure the cops would be at the door that instant. And we aren’t just talking the usual pictures. The virus started up some pretty graphic videos. Dr. Ruth would have been impressed!
The story ends here for the protection of both me and my client.
You are welcome to write your own continuation.
Jerrold Schiff
http://www.schiffkey.com
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Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Dirty Computers
Dirty Computers
Protecting your investment
Over ten years in the business, and I can tell you that next to viruses and software failures, the next worse threat to a computer is DUST and DIRT.
Warning: Opening your computer may invalidate the warranty. Only professionals should attempt any procedure that involves electricity. Incorrect work may result in shocks. Hardware may be destroyed by water, air, dust, dirt. The author of this article cannot be held liable for any damages.
WHY IS MY COMPUTER DIRTY?
A computer HEATS up. There are fans to bring in air and cool off the CPU (Chip) and motherboard. Trouble is, the air is not being filtered. Whether you live in Park Place or Mediterranean Avenue, dust circulates. Human hair, skin and worse Dog or Cats spew stuff in the air every day. It doesn’t matter how clean your house may be. Carpets vs. wood floors just makes it worse! And the home of a smoker? Nuff said.
Now you know WHY and HOW computers get dirty.
Partial instructions on cleaning a computer: FOR A DESKTOP COMPUTER:
Buy a “Gas Duster” product from a reputable store. This product will not have any water (harmful).
Turn off the computer. Unplug everything, especially the power cord. Unplug the Ethernet too.
Depending on the make/model lay the computer on its side, unscrew and remove the side panel.
Take the computer outside. Removing dust inside the house defeats the purpose!
Using the gas gun, safely use short bursts to remove the dust from all sensitive areas.
Allow the computer time to “dry” before reconnecting and before turning it back on.
Repeat every six months.
Jerrold Schiff
http://www.schiffkey.com
407-772-2081
Protecting your investment
Over ten years in the business, and I can tell you that next to viruses and software failures, the next worse threat to a computer is DUST and DIRT.
Warning: Opening your computer may invalidate the warranty. Only professionals should attempt any procedure that involves electricity. Incorrect work may result in shocks. Hardware may be destroyed by water, air, dust, dirt. The author of this article cannot be held liable for any damages.
WHY IS MY COMPUTER DIRTY?
A computer HEATS up. There are fans to bring in air and cool off the CPU (Chip) and motherboard. Trouble is, the air is not being filtered. Whether you live in Park Place or Mediterranean Avenue, dust circulates. Human hair, skin and worse Dog or Cats spew stuff in the air every day. It doesn’t matter how clean your house may be. Carpets vs. wood floors just makes it worse! And the home of a smoker? Nuff said.
Now you know WHY and HOW computers get dirty.
Partial instructions on cleaning a computer: FOR A DESKTOP COMPUTER:
Buy a “Gas Duster” product from a reputable store. This product will not have any water (harmful).
Turn off the computer. Unplug everything, especially the power cord. Unplug the Ethernet too.
Depending on the make/model lay the computer on its side, unscrew and remove the side panel.
Take the computer outside. Removing dust inside the house defeats the purpose!
Using the gas gun, safely use short bursts to remove the dust from all sensitive areas.
Allow the computer time to “dry” before reconnecting and before turning it back on.
Repeat every six months.
Jerrold Schiff
http://www.schiffkey.com
407-772-2081
Thursday, April 4, 2013
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Karen Shane
Certified Professional Resume Writer, CPRW
Certified Resume Strategist, CRS
Organization: Business Writing and Resumes
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Near north exit of TTC Finch Station,
across from Finch GO Station. Parking. Appointments: in person.
Services: resumes, cover letters; editing, thank-you letters, reference page. Job searches and resume distribution for managers, executives, and others. Serving (a) trade sectors such as construction, manufacturing, and driving; (b) machine operators, heavy equipment operators, and chefs — among others; (c) industries such as healthcare (including dentistry); finance, administration, HR, marketing, sales, promotions, food & beverage, nursing, IT, engineering, energy conservation, retail, printing, project management, sports, and entertainment.
Background: Company established in 1994. Completed HR classes. Experience writing profiles for entrepreneurs. Worked in health care, media, and small business. Served as marketing and trade show coordinator; medical office administrator and manager, recreational director for seniors, newsletter writer, and freelance writer. Taught children.
Publication: work appears in Best Canadian Resumes and Best Canadian Cover Letters, productions of Sentor Media Inc. Articles appear in newspapers and blogs.
KAREN SHANE - Powerful Keywords / ATS Software Screening Service Connection
Certified Prof. Resume Writer (CPRW) and Certified Resume Strategist (CRS)
Unique writing services for Managers and Non-managers in: Healthcare, Finance, Trades, Construction, Administration, HR, Marketing, Sales & Promotions, Manufacturing, Blue Collar, Driving, Machine Operators, Heavy Equipment Operators, Accountants, Payroll, Nursing, and more. Ask your questions now. Call Karen Shane, B.A, dually certified resume writer Monday to Friday at 416-226-0460. Send your existing resume and your goals 24/7
Career Counselling / Career Transition / Interview Training: 416-226-0460.
How can we help you? Are you a Senior Manager or an Executive? We'd love to hear from you so we can connect you with the ideal resume professional.
Call: Karen Shane at Business Writing and Resumes:
http://ca.linkedin.com/in/shaneresumes
RESUMES:
Why go to a Certified Professional Resume Writer?
When you hire a certified resume writer you may improve your chances to earn $3,000 to $10,000 more in annual income. Don't gamble with your future career. Ask a Certified Professional Resume Writer to craft a customized resume. More people than ever before are turning to certified professionals for a compelling, powerful resume and cover letter.
Your new resume will have the necessary keywords and buzz phrases.
Staff members here have the following credentials: CPRW, CRS, MBA in Human Resources, and are affiliated with several professional resume associations. Some have published resumes featured in books.
Let's get started. Call the office to book an online or in-person appointment. Since 1994 clients have been landing great jobs through us.
CAREER COUNSELLING
Ever Ask Yourself: What Should I Do Now?
Not sure what to do next in employment? Let me help sort out your future career goals one-on-one in just 1 session. You'll receive 10 interview and job search articles with this order. Professional Fee: $80
Karen Shane, B.A., CPRW, CRS. Professional
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Wayne Weger
“I believe that people do business with a sales person that they like, trust and in whom they have confidence.” I have hundreds of satisfied clients, many of whom have used my services multiple times and have given me many referrals. This fact confirms to me
that the way I conduct my real estate business is the right way.” If you are looking for a knowledgeable and professional Realtor who is likable, trustworthy and dependable, then I invite you to contact me.
Lake and Luxury Real Estate is a site designed to acquaint you with the benefits of living in Keene’s Pointe as well as the homes and lots that are currently for sale within the community. The site is also designed to acquaint you with Wayne Weger, a real estate sales person who has worked exclusively in this community for more than eight years.
Keene’s Pointe is a luxury private golf community located near Windermere, Florida, a small affluent town on the outskirts of Orlando. The community consists of more than 1,000 acres of land which are bordered by the Butler Chain of Lakes, Lake Burden and the 400 acre Tibet Butler Preserve. There are currently about 900 completed homes in the community, around 20 more under construction and approximately 80 available home sites. Resale homes in Keene’s Pointe range from about $400,000 to around $4,000,000 and everything in between. Home and lot packages for new homes start around $700,000 and some of the nicest lots are still available.
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Private Florida villas on the Gulf Coast.
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Book homes with confidence!
Villas in Florida, Orlando vacation Homes and rentals and Private Gulf Coast vacation rental homes and villas.
Most Orlando villas and Gulf Coast homes have pools, and games rooms,
Vacation rental home areas: Although Orlando gets the credit most Disney area vacation homes and villas are in Kissimmee, Davenport and South Clermont.
For Luxury Florida vacation rental villas on Florida's Gulf Coast there are many areas to choose from Sarasota, Naples, Rotonda, The island town of Fort Myers Beach, Sanibel Island (although on these islands these are more like cottages than villas.)
To book Orlando Florida vacation home rentals for your visit to Disney World or beautiful Orlando, look no further, our Florida Vacation Rental Villas are well situated for the attractions Daytona beach, Kennedy Space Centre in fact wherever you want to be we have villas to suit most needs.
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